i recently purchased a new pair of spectacles... at the grocery store. it was one of those impulse buys, one of those things you find hanging in the soup aisle of all places. it made no sense to me to sell spectacles with cream of broccoli but i couldn't resist. perhaps the placement oddity was part of my desire to acquire them.
these new devices of seeing are divinely perfect on a raging hot day. you simply put them upon your face, place one end in a vessel containing a cool drink and the other in your mouth. as you suck the liquid upwards a cooling sensation loops itself around your eyes and across your forehead, ahhh, such relief.
I figured it would be high class to enjoy a glass of pinot grigio this way. gorgeous. take me home and impress your Mum!
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um, wow! I think I should have a pair too! Been having eye problems (stress and too much work, don't even need glasses) for weeks now. Hm. Only, if you drink too much through them your vision may become slightly blurred because of that.
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